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Funny Quotes From Funny People

"Purple plaid is comfy!" ~Emily
"I'm pretty sure you think my butt is the snooze button." ~Bob to Emily
‎"Yep, I wear big girl panties at night too." ~Emily
"Lesbians make really good jam!" ~This person's name will be kept hidden in order to protect the guilty
"I've always had a special relationship with my belly button." ~Emily
"Oscar is sniffing my shoes like he is picking out fruit." Bob
"I gave a homeless man nuts today"-Emily
"We can't adopt until I get a goat." ~Emily
"I hate safe people!" ~Emily
"Bob, I think your middle name should be 'Mmmmmm!' " ~Keith (Bob's Branch Manager)